1. E sees her likeness compared to mine and comes to the sudden realization she is disproportionately hotter than me. She freaks out and spends out the rest of the weekend begging for scraps at the local In N Out. My attempts to woo her back to my apartment repeatedly fail until I create a Hansel and Gretel trail of animal style fries leading back to my front steps.
2. E is flootered (flattered/floored, yes this is my blog and I can make up words if I want to) by her sparkling doppleganger and graciously accepts. We celebrate with some bubbly and feed each other pita chips dripping in a diabetic envying combination of guacamole and whipped cream.
Drumroll, please.....
SUPPLIES!
She writes..."I suppose you will suffice for now...just kidding!"
So she is completely flootered and my hard work has paid off!
I was too excited to record the actual moment so yes, these pictures were staged several days after my proposal. I suppose if she had rejected my offer we would be seeing pictures of an unshaven despondent shell of myself, stoned and stewing in my own filth. It would've been more tragic and entertaining that way but oh well!
Doesn't she look hot in my oversized black Jordan hoodie?
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