I discovered this wonderful site three years ago. The Rasterbator creates huge, rasterized images from any picture. Upload an image, print the resulting multi-page pdf file and assemble the pages into extremely cool looking poster up to 20 meters in size!



Masturbate...err I mean, rasterbate me!

This is an ideal tool for anyone who wishes to profess their love by blowing up gigantic images of their unsuspecting significant other. It's also useful for erecting stalker shrines or brown nosing your narcissistic boss with an oversized homage honoring his unibrow.

In unfortunate cases, individuals succumb to the urge to rasterbate themselves:



The better(looking) half

Why, you ask?

My intentions are noble: My pixelated self is formally asking E out tomorrow night.

Why must I ask formally? In today's modern world, the line between relationship and casual is plagued by deception, misconception, and ambivalence. This confusion results in an endless cycle of manipulative chase-your-own-tail games and in most cases, one-sided heartbreak. Even in the most idealistic no strings attached arrangement something always ends up giving. Someone always wants more.

E has blessed me with the humbling experience of being on the short end of the stick of this ambiguous dilemma. Tonight, the madness ends!

I've presented my spitting image to her with the following caption:



She can respond by simply filling in the following bubble:




Tommorow I'll fill in the bubbles of her response. Stay tuned, stalkers!



I have waaay too much time on my hands.